Niche news station, Sky News Australia, has revealed that a survey of their viewers, all 6 of them, has showed that they are all in favour of nuclear power. ”When Sky News speaks, people listen,” said a Spokesperson for the… Read More ›
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Vote For Us Or Linda Will Sue: Coalition Launches New Election Slogan
The Coalition has rebounded strongly from their NSW council election debacle, where they managed to not enrol their candidates, despite having 4 years to do so, by launching their slogan for the upcoming Federal election. ”Vote For Us Or Linda… Read More ›
Donald Dutton Pledges To Make Australia White Again
Australian opposition leader and aspiring Trump Cosplayer, Donald Dutton, has promised the country that he will do his best to make Australia white again.” ”Anthony Albanese has a lot of hide,” said the Opposition leader. ”I mean, how dare he… Read More ›
Party That Can’t Fill Out A Simple Form Wants the Public To Trust Them To Run The Country And Build Nuclear Power Plants
The Coalition, fresh off a massive administrative bungle that resulted in them not being able to run candidates in upcoming council elections, has told the public to forget all about that and trust them to run the country, and build… Read More ›
Dutton Defends Joyce: ”Gina Likes Him So I Like Him.”
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has come out in defence of his shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, after the member for New England spent parliamentary question time throwing slurs and abuse at the Prime Minister. ”Gina Rinehart thinks very… Read More ›
Albo claims he’s a “$1.20 chance” Of Fixing Up This Gambling Thing
Prime Minister, until Bill Shorten finds his knife collection, Anthony Albanese, has told colleagues that he’s a $1.20 chance of fixing up this gambling thing that everyone seems so bothered about. ”Albo is confident, you know the Rabbitoh’s haven’t had… Read More ›
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