Australian Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has reminded his colleagues whom might be considering a #LibSpill that he knows where they live and is willing to do whatever it takes to hold onto power. ”Let’s be honest, Peter’s… Read More ›
Anthony Albanese
Albo Slips The Chinese Premier A Mix Tape Made Especially For Xi Jinping
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has used his brief meeting with Chinese Premier Li to pass him a mixtape that he made especially for Chinese Prime Minister Xi Jinping. It is hoped the tape will mend relations between the two… Read More ›
Dutton Calls On Australians To Throw Their Kids Overboard In Honour Of Peter Reith
The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon Australians to pay tribute to the late Defence Minister Peter Reith’s legacy by throwing their children overboard. ”Peter gave so much to his country and left such an inspirational… Read More ›
Abbott Calls On Australia To Move Away From The Metric System
Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott has called on the Government to move away from the metric system, claiming that it is confusing for those over the age of 55. ”We’ve given this so called system a chance… Read More ›
Energy Providers Call On The Govt To Loosen The Laws On Selling Human Body Parts
Australian energy providers have called on the Albanese Government to loosen the laws around selling human body parts, as a way for their customers to combat rising energy prices. ”Times are tough, things are hard, Nanna’s cold so why can’t… Read More ›
Please, Gamble Irresponsibly: Aussies reminded of tax revenue ahead of Melbourne Cup
Australia’s 3,798 online gambling companies have today, ahead of the Melbourne Cup, reminded Australians to gamble irresponsibly. In a move to ensure they maximise expenditure from once-a-year punters, the companies are enforcing a direct and stern message. “The last thing… Read More ›
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