The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has told the United Nations to forget about climate change that it’s a myth, with his reason being that his office is consistently 70 degrees (Fahrenheit). ”I’ve had the same… Read More ›
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John Howard’s Eyebrows Given 24/7 Police Protection
Former Australian Prime Minister John Winston Howard’s eyebrows have been given 24/7 police protection to protect them from potentially being targeted by protesters. ”We have received word that an attack is planned on the former Prime Minister’s eyebrows,” said a… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 