One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why… Read More ›
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Sales Of Lollies, Puppies And White Vans Surge After Under 16’s Go Offline
Retailers are celebrating this week after sales of lollies, puppies and white vans have surged following the implementation of the under 16’s social media ban. ”It’s been a great week at the shop, we’ve seen a heap of bigger guys… Read More ›
Nation In Hysterics After Barnaby Announces That One Nation Will Stand For Family Values
Australians have sent a massive thank you to serial adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, for making them laugh in the lead up to Christmas, with his claim that he will bring family values to One Nation. ”That Barnaby, gee he makes me… Read More ›
Barnaby And Pauline To Release Xmas Single: Six White Boomers
One Nation leader (for now), Pauline Hanson and Australia’s most prominent adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, have announced that they will be getting together to record a Christmas single: Six White Boomers. ”Barnaby and I were hitting the Friday night karaoke and… Read More ›
Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
A local feline has expressed horror at the prospect of spending any of its next eight lives as the pet of the crazy cat lady it is living with in this life. “I’d rather come back as a rat catcher… Read More ›
One Nation In Uproar After Discovering Barnaby’s New Zealand Roots
Australia’s leading party for racists, One Nation, have gone in to meltdown this week after learning that their prized new recruit, Barnaby Joyce, has New Zealand roots. ”Look, what can I say my Dad has New Zealand heritage and um,… Read More ›
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