1970s TV stars “The Banana Splits” have been banned from attending Aussie rules games after fears that morons may hurl band members at indigenous players. “We’ve told security staff to be on the lookout for an elephant carrying a keyboard… Read More ›
The Australian apple industry has today condemned the national broadcaster the ABC over what they say is a deliberate and calculated bias against apple’s in favour of trendy leftist bananas. A spokesperson for the industry told the (un) Australian, “These… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 