One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why… Read More ›
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Coalition Announce New Slogan: What Barnaby Wants Barnaby He Gets, Also Announce A Ban On Monogamy
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, is tipped today to announce a new Coalition slogan, what Barnaby wants Barnaby gets, as well as a ban on monogamy. ”We’ve had a really constructive week, the team and I,” said SS Ley…. Read More ›
Barnaby To Put Up Private Member’s Bill To Overturn The Net Zero Bonk Ban
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told colleagues that he will defy the Coalition and seek to introduce a private member’s bill that will repeal the net zero bonk ban. ”Australians have had a gutful of… Read More ›
Barnaby Wants To Reassure Australia’s Women That He’s A Lover Not A Fighter
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has put out a statement to reassure the Nation’s female folk that he is a lover not a fighter. ”It is a tough time for women right now,” said… Read More ›
Barnaby: ”Happy International Women’s Day, I’m Rooting For Ya!”
Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has issued a press release today wishing the women of Australia a happy international women’s day and reminded them that he is rooting for ’em. ”No one can ever accuse Barnaby… Read More ›
Barnaby Blames The Stress Of The Bonk Ban On His Latest ‘Escapade’
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has blamed the stress of the bonk ban on his most recent drunken Wednesday night antics, which involved him falling off a planter box and swearing loudly into his… Read More ›
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