The Australian newspaper, a favourite amongst boomers, has announced plans to rebrand to The Daily Trump Gazette, in a move that it hopes will increase it’s presence online and reflect on what the paper is reporting on. ”Look, we sell… Read More ›
Bridget McKenzie
Nationals Tell Their Flood Ravaged Constituents To Give Generously To The Parties Re-election Fund
The Liberal party’s on again, off again partner, the Nationals, have sent letters out to their constituents, many of whom have been ravaged by floods, asking them to give generously to the parties re-election fund. ”No one fights harder than… Read More ›
Dodgy Dutton Launches Campaign Slogan: Policy Free Since ’03
Gina Rinehart’s hand picked choice for Prime Minister, Dodgy Peter Dutton, is today tipped to launch the Liberal party’s election campaign slogan, ”Policy Free Since ’03.” ”It’s a great slogan that really feeds off of the energy of Kevin ’07… Read More ›
Dutton Promises To Convert Project 25 To The Metric System
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has told colleagues that he has been doing the hard yards when it comes to Coalition policy, and will soon be announcing that he plans to convert the controversial, American designed Project 25, to the metric… Read More ›
Lil’ Simon Benson Thanks Daddy Dutton For Dropping Him The Nuclear Deets
The Opposition’s head cheer leader at The Australian, lil’ Simon Benson, has thanked his favourite person in the World, Daddy Dutton, for giving him the scoop on the Coalition’s alleged nuclear plan. ”I love you Daddy Dutton, you’re so much… Read More ›
Dutton Comes Up With Another Excuse Not To Release His Nuclear Costings, Something About Christmas Or Albo
Policy bereft Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has held a press conference in which he has provided another excuse as to why he has not released any details on his pie in the sky plan to bring nuclear power to Australia…. Read More ›
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