One Nation leader (for now), Pauline Hanson and Australia’s most prominent adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, have announced that they will be getting together to record a Christmas single: Six White Boomers. ”Barnaby and I were hitting the Friday night karaoke and… Read More ›
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Barnaby Livid That He Wasn’t Invited To Albo’s Bucks Party
Irrelevant cross bencher, Barnaby Joyce, has called a press conference and told the two reporters present about how livid he was to not be invited to the Prime Minister’s bucks party. ”I can understand not making the cut to the… Read More ›
Barnaby Tipped To Break Up Another Marriage
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is tipped this week to end his long-running marriage to the Nationals and slink off into the arms of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation. ”I’m not going to confirm or deny anything,… Read More ›
Sussan Brings The Coalition Back To Canberra So They Can Vote To Appease Barnaby Joyce
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan SS Ley, has asked the tax payer to fork out over 100k in order to bring her Coalition colleagues back to Canberra so that they can vote on changing their policies to appease Barnaby Joyce. ”We’ve… Read More ›
Sussan Promises To Add An Extra S To Her Name In An Effort To Appeal To Voters
Opposition leader (for now), Sussan Ley, has promised to add an extra S to her name in an effort to turn around her shockingly low polling numbers. ”To the people of Australia, I have listened and I have learnt, you… Read More ›
Kebab Shops Report Roaring Trade Following Sunday’s Million Morons March
Australia’s kebab shops have reported a record breaking day of trade last Sunday, following the million moron anti-immigration marches that were held around the country. ”Mate, what a day, we have sold more kebabs today then we have in the… Read More ›