The Coalition’s leading numerologist, Sussan Ley, has called upon American President Donald Trump to add an extra F to the tariffs he has imposed on Australia. ”Whilst tariffs are not ideal it would help in the short term if Donald… Read More ›
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Trump Fumes After Being Knocked Back For A Tee Time At The Gulf Of America
America’s co-President, Donald Trump, was irate after being told that he could not have a tee time at the newly renamed Gulf of America. Aides tried to tell the co-President that the Gulf wasn’t actually a golf course but co-President… Read More ›
Australia’s Leading Trump Supporter Sends Him A Thank You Card For Introducing Tariffs
Australia’s leading Trump supporter, Gina Rinehart, has sent President Trump a thank you card, after the US President introduced tariffs on Australian imports of steel and aluminium. ”Donald is an amazing President and I’m sure the tariffs he puts on… Read More ›
Trump Tells The Ukraine To Think About Disney World Kyiv
Co-US President, Donald Trump, has told the Ukraine to think about ending the war with Russia by bandying together and building a Disney World Kyiv with an accompanying Trump resort. ”People would flock to Disney World Kyiv, especially if you… Read More ›
World On Edge As President Musk Takes A Sudden Interest In Poland
World leaders have been trying to stay calm whilst seemingly on edge, after it was reported that new American President, Elon Musk, has been seen to be showing a lot of interest in Poland lately. ”They say those that do… Read More ›
Australia’s Worst People Set Their Alarms For 2am To Watch The Trump Inauguration Live
Alarm clocks and phones have been heard ringing around Toorak, Mosman and the Mornington Peninsula this morning as some of Australia’s worst people have gotten up early to watch the Presidential inauguration. ”What a great day for the World, President… Read More ›
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