Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has tipped Sir Prince Philip to be named as Australian of the year when the honour is announced later in the week on Australia day eve. “I think there is no better nominee than Sir… Read More ›
Donald Trump
Oprah Gives Away 500 Great Again Americas To Audience
The entire audience of a special taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show has gone insanely wild after opening a tiny box and finding the keys to a great again America inside. “You get a great again America, you get a… Read More ›
President Trump Sells Naming Rights For White House To McDonald’s
American President Donald Trump has announced that he has sold the naming rights for the White House to McDonald’s in exchange for free cheeseburgers for life. “What a great deal and what a beautiful name, ‘The McDonald’s Quarter Pounder White… Read More ›
Donald Trump Names Penrith As Australia’s Capital City
Donald Trump has reversed decades of US foreign policy by recognising Penrith as the capital of Australia, despite warnings from around the world that the gesture will further inflame relations between bogans and the rest of Australia. “We will begin… Read More ›
Harvey Weinstein Favourite To Win Oscar For Best Serial Harasser
Small independent sexual harasser Harvey Weinstein has been installed as favourite to win this year’s Academy Award for Best Harasser despite strong competition from blockbuster creeps such as Donald Trump, Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly. “There’s been strong buzz for… Read More ›
Hugh Hefner’s Horrified Relatives Find Stash Of Girlie Magazines Under His Bed
The shocked family of Hugh Hefner were mortified to discover a whole pile of dirty magazines hidden under his bed as they started the heartrending job of sorting through his possessions. “When we lifted up dad’s big circular bed to… Read More ›
