Australia’s future energy needs are to be met by investing billions in “shampooed and conditioned” coal, a new technology developed in a joint venture between BHP Billiton and Decore. “Shampooed and conditioned coal will produce much more silky and lustrous… Read More ›
Gina Rinehart
Abbott Refuses To Rule Out Allowing People The Right To Marry Coal
Fresh off the back of leading the Coalition away from a conscience, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has refused to rule out people’s right to be able to marry a lump of coal. In a press conference after yesterday’s Coalition party… Read More ›
PM Urged To Quarantine Andrew Forrest’s Corporate Welfare Payments
Struggling miners Andrew Forrest and Nathan Tinkler should have their corporate welfare quarantined to ensure they don’t waste money frivolously, according to recommendations from the so-called “Big Two” miners, BHP Billiton and Rio Tinto. Mr Forrest runs Fortescue Metals, which has been… Read More ›
Denial : The New Fragrance By Tony Abbott
The Prime Minister is a launching a new fragrance for the discerning voter. DENIAL is described as being the very essence of the Prime Minister. ‘An Eau de toilette for when you’re life is down the toilet,’ said Gloria Jenkins… Read More ›