Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called on his colleagues to consider moving Australia’s Israeli embassy from Tel Aviv to ‘beautiful’ Nauru. “I know my good friend President Trump has talked of moving the American embassy from Tel Aviv to… Read More ›
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World Peace Achieved After Arms Markets Flooded With Crap Aussie Weapons Built At 5PM On A Friday
A lasting world peace has been declared after the introduction of crappy Australian weapons built by pissed workers late on a Friday afternoon has rendered the waging of war impossible. “This machine gun doesn’t even have a trigger and the… Read More ›
Senator Roberts Appalled That New Zealand Rugby Fans Would Dare Boo Israel
Senator Malcolm Roberts has called on the Prime Minister to declare war on New Zealand after learning that New Zealand rugby fans had booed Israel Folau in a recent Wallabies All Blacks game. Speaking to The (un)Australian a tin… Read More ›
Carols By Candlelight To Omit All References To Israel From “The First Noel”
Vision Australia’s 2015 Carols By Candlelight will be performing an altered version of the Christmas classic “The First Noel” to exclude mentions of Israel. The move comes amid concerns that the chorus line “Born is the King of Israel” may… Read More ›
Netanyahu Blames Palestinians For Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has been criticised for saying a Palestinian leader persuaded Gavrilo Princip to assassinate Austrian Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914. Mr Netanyahu insisted the Serbian nationalist Princip had only wanted to “give the high-and-mighty duke a… Read More ›
Extremist Behind Journo Killings Spotted On Paris Street
In what security analysts say was a bold statement of defiance, the head of an extremist group responsible for the recent killing of 12 journalists was spotted on the streets of Paris on Sunday. Photos clearly showed the accused mastermind… Read More ›