The moderate wing of the Coalition (apparently they exist), have told anyone who’ll listen, that they may bend over and accept the party dropping net-zero but they won’t be happy. ”It’s time that our colleagues start listening to what we… Read More ›
Matt Canavan
Nationals Tell Liberals That You Win The Back O’ Bourke You Win The Country
Leader of the National party (for now), David Littleproud, has told his Coalition partners, the Liberals, to forget about winning over the inner city elites and focus on winning over the 2,000 odd voters who live around the back O’… Read More ›
Sky News Urges The Coalition To Listen To Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them, And Dump Net Zero
Angertainment channel, Sky News Australia, has urged the Coalition to ignore the results of the last election and instead listen to the stations viewers, all 6 of them, and ditch the plan to heads towards net zero. ”The Coalition needs… Read More ›
Coalition Changes Their Relationship Status To ”It’s Complicated”
Australia’s latest favourite laughingstock, the National party, have updated their relationship status to ”it’s complicated” after their on again, off again relationship with the Liberal party appears to be maybe on again. ”Look, it’s complicated, we do still love the… Read More ›
Barnaby Promises To Make It Illegal To Sell Gingerbread People Without Baked On Genitals
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to make it illegal in Australia to sell gingerbread people without baked on genitals, in an effort to combat wokeness. ”I’ve had a bloody gutful, what is… Read More ›
Dutton Tells Colleagues To Cool The Chat On Abortion Till After They Win The Election
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has issued a directive to all his underlings to stop talking about criminalising abortion until after they win the next election. ”Though banning abortion is very popular in America and to some elements of the base,… Read More ›