Niche news network Sky News Australia has conducted a forensic analysis of their ratings and the results indicated that their ridiculously low ratings were a result of putting out a crappy product rather than cancel culture. ”This came as a… Read More ›
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Lil’ Paul Murray Upset That Daddy Rupert Says He Can’t Play With Trump
Low rating Sky News host lil’ Paul Murray has thrown an almighty tantrum after Daddy Rupert said he was not allowed to play with his American friend lil’ Donny Trump anymore. ”Lil’ Paul doesn’t have many friends, or viewers for… Read More ›
Bolt Breaks Down In Tears Whilst Singing ”I See Red” At Sky News’ Christmas Karaoke Night
Sky News’ leading racist voice Andrew Bolt has broken down in tears during his rendition of the Split Enz classic, I see red at the niche news network’s Christmas karaoke night. ”It hasn’t been a good year for Andy what… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Shocked Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them Didn’t Swing The Election To The Republicans
Niche news network Sky News Australia was left stunned today following the Republican parties poor election results as the network believed that their viewers, all 6 of them would swing the vote to the GOP’s favour. ”We didn’t see this… Read More ›
Fixated Persons Unit Investigate Sky News Over Meghan Markle
The Fixated Persons Unit has announced that they will be investigating niche news network Sky News Australia over the stations ongoing obsession with Meghan Markle. ”We understand that Meghan is in the public eye so news stories about her are… Read More ›
Sky News Celebrates Record Ratings, Thanks All 3 New Viewers
Niche news network Sky News Australia has issued a press release to announce record high levels of ratings following their round the clock coverage of condemning Meghan Markle. ”What an achievement to gain a whole new 3 viewers,” said a… Read More ›