Niche news network Sky News Australia is hoping tonight’s leaders debate between their mate ScoMo and the dastardly Anthony Albanese will lead to the low rating station doubling their audiences from 6 to 12 viewers. ”What a coup for the… Read More ›
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Cruel Blow To Lismore With News Paul Murray Will Broadcast Live From The Town
The flood-ravaged town of Lismore has been dealt a heavy blow today, with news that Sky News’ leading idiot Paul Murray will broadcast live from the town. ”Ah, jeez, haven’t we suffered enough what with the floods, clean up and… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells Albo He Should’ve Worked Harder On His Marriage
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told Opposition leader Anthony Albanese that he should’ve worked harder on his marriage, as Australian’s put great stock in a leader with a strong marriage. ”Albo can buy a new pair of… Read More ›
Sky News Blames Shockingly Low Ratings On Cancel Culture
Niche news network Sky News Australia has lashed out and blamed what they call ”cancel culture” for the network’s ridiculously low ratings. ”Damn! Woke leftists have decided to cancel us,” said a Sky News spokesperson. ”They should force people to… Read More ›
Sky News Tells Its Viewers (All 6 Of Them) To Get Out And Support ScoMo
Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a call-to-arms to their viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and support the Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing. ”Sure, the polls aren’t looking great at the moment for our dear leader,” said… Read More ›
Sky News Launches Australia’s Next Top Racist In Search For Jones’ Replacement
Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a new reality show, Australia’s next top racist with the winner to be given Alan Jones’ spot on the network. ”Replacing Alan Jones is no easy task, it’s rare these days to… Read More ›
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