Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has stated that he has apologised to former Australia Post CEO Christina Holgate for calling her out over her awarding Cartier watches as bonuses, saying that the apology is in the mail. ”The issue… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson
Column: Mark Latham’s Guide To Being A Cook
When those lefty freaks at The (un)Australian tweeted me to ask if I would write for them you could have knocked me over with a feather as I swore I’d blocked them. But then I got to thinking, you know Mark the… Read More ›
One Nation Condemns April Fools Day For Deliberately Targeting Their Voters
The One Nation party has taken time out from hassling overseas lobby groups for cash to speak out against April Fools Day. Claiming the day unfairly targeted their voters with elaborate scams and tricks. “How dare the inner city elite… Read More ›
Hanson Tells Unemployed One Nation Supporters That She Wasn’t Talking About Them But Rather The Other Unemployed People
One Nation leader Senator Pauline Hanson has sought to clarify comments she made in the Senate yesterday by telling her supporters that she was not talking about them but rather other unemployed people. “To my dear One Nation supporters when… Read More ›
Hanson Livid At Australia Post’s Refusal To Deliver One Nation Branded Syringes To Housing Commission Residents
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson is reportedly livid at Australia post after they refused to deliver a shipment of One Nation branded syringes to residents of a Melbourne housing commission estate. ”How dare Australia post refuse to deliver my merchandise… Read More ›
Roberts Injured After Standing Too Close To Microwave Whilst Wearing Tin Foil Hat
One Nation’s leading scientific mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has been injured after standing too close to his microwave whilst wearing his patented tin foil hat as he tried to zoom in to join parliament remotely. ”I would like to take… Read More ›