Australia’s racist Aunty, Pauline Hanson, has been sent home from work early after hitting the Christmas sherry a little hard at lunch and then heading to work dressed up in a burqa. ”Aunty went to lunch with Uncle Barnaby and… Read More ›
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Australia Set To Hit Net Zero After Managing To Use The Anger From Sky News To Power The Grid
Australia is set to meet their target of hitting net zero much earlier than 2050 after scientists managed to figure out how to channel the anger generated from low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, to power the grid. ”It’s early… Read More ›
Sky News Demands That The ABC Be Defunded After Their Reporter Dared Ask President Trump A Question
Low-rating cable TV channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that the Government defund the national broadcaster after one of their reporters dared to ask President Trump a question at a press conference. ”How dare these smarmy inner-city lefties dare to… Read More ›
”This Is My Leader And I’m Very Ambitious For Her,” Says Hastie About Ley
The Opposition’s shadow minister for Home Affairs, Andrew Hastie, has taken some time out of his day, which was definitely not spent on the phone talking numbers, to tell the press that he is ambitious for his leader Sussan Ley…. Read More ›
Sky News Shocked To Learn That Low Ratings Aren’t Caused By Cancel Culture
Niche news network, Sky News Australia, has conducted a forensic analysis of their ratings with the results indicating that their ridiculously low ratings were a result of putting out a crappy product rather than cancel culture. ”This came as a… Read More ›
Sky News Declares Last Weekend’s Race Rallies Proof That The Governor General Needs To Dissolve Parliament
Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has told their viewers, all 6 of them, that the weekends’s race fuelled rallies were proof that the Governor-General needed to step in and dissolve parliament. ”When we have ten’s of ten’s of people… Read More ›
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