The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is rumoured to announce today that he will be joining Australia’s biggest racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, as a member of the One Notion party. ”I can’t confirm or deny anything, you… Read More ›
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Angus Taylor Trapped In Office For 3 Hours After Confusing Push With Pull
The Coalition’s so-called potential saviour, Angus Taylor, has spent a harrowing 3 hours trapped in his parliamentary office are confusing push with pull when trying to open the door. ”It’s not the first time that we have had to go… Read More ›
Sky News’ Viewers, All 6 Of Them, Strongly Support Nuclear
Niche news station, Sky News Australia, has revealed that a survey of their viewers, all 6 of them, has showed that they are all in favour of nuclear power. ”When Sky News speaks, people listen,” said a Spokesperson for the… Read More ›
Dutton Defends Joyce: ”Gina Likes Him So I Like Him.”
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has come out in defence of his shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, after the member for New England spent parliamentary question time throwing slurs and abuse at the Prime Minister. ”Gina Rinehart thinks very… Read More ›
Dutton Stubs His Toe: Puts Out Press Release Condemning Labor Over It
The Opposition’s head hate hydrant, Peter Dutton, has stubbed his toe this morning and immediately put out a press release condemning the Labor Government over it. ”Just what is Labor actually doing to prevent good honest Australian citizens from stubbing… Read More ›
Dutton Fumes After ABC 7:30 Host Dares To Ask Him A Question
Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has fumed after his appearance on the ABC’s 7:30 report led to him being asked actual questions by host Sarah Ferguson. ”This is so typical of the inner city, lefty, woke ABC elites,” fumed… Read More ›