Failed former Treasurer, Josh Frydenberg, best remembered for leaving behind a near trillion dollar deficit and being part of the Government that initiated Robodebt, has defended his decision to use the Bondi tragedy as a launching point for a political… Read More ›
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Barnaby Unsure Why Trump Invaded Voo Voo Zella But Supports Him None The Less
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why… Read More ›
Sales Of Lollies, Puppies And White Vans Surge After Under 16’s Go Offline
Retailers are celebrating this week after sales of lollies, puppies and white vans have surged following the implementation of the under 16’s social media ban. ”It’s been a great week at the shop, we’ve seen a heap of bigger guys… Read More ›
Nation In Hysterics After Barnaby Announces That One Nation Will Stand For Family Values
Australians have sent a massive thank you to serial adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, for making them laugh in the lead up to Christmas, with his claim that he will bring family values to One Nation. ”That Barnaby, gee he makes me… Read More ›
Sky news To Throw A Christmas Party For It’s Viewers, All 6 Of Them
Low-rating cable channel, Sky news Australia, have announced that it will be throwing a Christmas party for it’s viewers, all 6 of them. Guests will be treated to a medley of songs from host Andrew Bolt and all will receive… Read More ›
Barnaby Livid That He Wasn’t Invited To Albo’s Bucks Party
Irrelevant cross bencher, Barnaby Joyce, has called a press conference and told the two reporters present about how livid he was to not be invited to the Prime Minister’s bucks party. ”I can understand not making the cut to the… Read More ›