Australia is set to meet their target of hitting net zero much earlier than 2050 after scientists managed to figure out how to channel the anger generated from low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, to power the grid. ”It’s early… Read More ›
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Sky News Calls Australian Children Soft For Not Being Able To Handle A Little Asbestos In Their Sand
Sky News has taken a break from their crusade to have the Coalition bring back lead based petrol, to take aim at the Nation’s children. After news broke that schools were being closed due to sand being contaminated with asbestos…. Read More ›
Abbott’s New Australian History Book To Printed Exclusively In White Ink
Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Tony Abbott, has announced that his soon to be released book on Australian history will be printed exclusively in white ink. ”I’m very excited for the people of Australia to get to read a… Read More ›
Sky News Calls For Sesame Street To Be Cancelled As The Character Ernie Is Clearly Mocking Trump
Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has taken time out from celebrating the cancelation of Jimmy Kimmel to demand that children’s TV show, Sesame Street, be the next show on the chopping block as they feel the character Ernie, an… Read More ›
Sky News Demands That The ABC Be Defunded After Their Reporter Dared Ask President Trump A Question
Low-rating cable TV channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that the Government defund the national broadcaster after one of their reporters dared to ask President Trump a question at a press conference. ”How dare these smarmy inner-city lefties dare to… Read More ›
Sky News Calls On It’s Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Get Out And Protest Jacinta Nampijinpa Price’s Sacking
Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has called upon their viewers, all six of them, to get out and protest the sacking of Jacinta Nampijinpa Price from Sussan Ley’s cabinet. ”Jacinta is the future of the Liberal party,” declared Sky… Read More ›
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