The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that all airlines, but especially Qantas, bring back the mile high club. ”Flying around the country is part of the job, so why am I prevented from… Read More ›
The NSW Liberal party, fresh off discovering one of their politicians has been charged with rape, has been placed into administration by the Federal Lib’s, with leader Peter Dutton telling his NSW counterparts to not worry, as Daddy’s here. ”It… Read More ›
Niche news station, Sky News Australia, has revealed that a survey of their viewers, all 6 of them, has showed that they are all in favour of nuclear power. ”When Sky News speaks, people listen,” said a Spokesperson for the… Read More ›
Coalition Senator, Linda Reynolds, has directed her team of lawyers to go after the winner of last night’s $100 million dollar Powerball. Claiming that the she had been deprived of the winning ticket. She also instructed her team of lawyers… Read More ›
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has come out in defence of his shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, after the member for New England spent parliamentary question time throwing slurs and abuse at the Prime Minister. ”Gina Rinehart thinks very… Read More ›
Opposition leader and part-time member for Dixon, Peter Dutton, has made an emergency dash to Paris after mining magnate, Gina Rinehart, complained that her shoes need cleaning. ”Gina is such an important person and I pledge that any Government I… Read More ›
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