Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has told colleagues that the nuclear energy plan that the Coalition’s traditional owner, Gina Rinehart, has been working on is finally ready to be released to the public. ”Gina’s a very busy person, what with looking… Read More ›
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Dutton Celebrates Polling Success By Strangling A Basket Of Puppies
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has celebrated his success over the weekend in overtaking Prime Minister Anthony Albanese in the polls by heading to his local pet store and strangling a basket of puppies. ”It’s important that we don’t just dwell… Read More ›
Aussie’s Uged To Put Out Their Secret Ministries In Honor Of ScoMo’s Retirement
With the impending retirement of the first Politician to hold 5 secret ministries at the same time as being the country’s PM, Scott Morrison, Australian’s are being urged to put out their secret ministries as a sign of respect for… Read More ›
Alan Jones Can’t Understand Why Grooming Isn’t Encouraged In Schools
Former shock-jock and teacher (yep) Alan Jones has bemoaned the fact that grooming is no longer encouraged in Australian schools. Claiming that the lack of grooming has led to a rise in dangerous beliefs like man-made climate change or the… Read More ›
Fitzsimons Soothes Tearful SMH Journo’s Following Their Encounter With Keating
The SMH’s pompous blowhard at large Peter Fitzsimons has rushed to the Herald’s office to soothe and calm the paper’s journalists following their encounter with former Prime Minister Paul Keating. ”Was good of Pete to come in as Bevan really… Read More ›
Dutton Shocked To Learn That Politics Is In Fact A Popularity Contest
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was shocked to learn that politics is in fact a popularity contest. The news came with the arrival of the latest News Poll with the Opposition leader languishing behind the PM Anthony Albanese…. Read More ›