Australia’s creepiest freaks are tipped to bandy together and challenge the Government’s decision to ban under 16’s from social media, claiming it impinges on their rites. ”The Government can’t take this away from us, who will we chat with online?”… Read More ›
As Parliament winds down for the year the faceless (but not voiceless) men of the Liberal party are tipped to tap interim leader, Sussan Ley, on the shoulder to call for a leadership spill and ask her to please bring… Read More ›
Former Victorian Premier, Dan Andrews, has been forced to flee to communist China to escape the obsessives at News Corp who continue to report his every move, despite the Premier being out of the public spotlight. ”It’s not ideal that… Read More ›
The Australian newspaper, a favourite amongst boomers, has announced plans to rebrand to The Daily Trump Gazette, in a move that it hopes will increase it’s presence online and reflect on what the paper is reporting on. ”Look, we sell… Read More ›
ABC management have sent out a memo to all staff with an offer for grief counselling to any staff who may need it, should the ABC’s favourite politician, Peter Dutton, lose this weekend’s federal election. ”The relationship between the ABC… Read More ›
In what some are calling a lover’s tiff, Opposition leader Peter Dutton, has angrily accused his biggest fans, the Australian media, of discriminating against his glass jaw. ”They know I’m sensitive to criticism, so what’s with all the questions,” whined… Read More ›
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