Australia’s racist Aunty, Pauline Hanson, has been sent home from work early after hitting the Christmas sherry a little hard at lunch and then heading to work dressed up in a burqa. ”Aunty went to lunch with Uncle Barnaby and… Read More ›
The Bolt Report
Sky News Tells Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Write To The PM And Demand Kevin Rudd’s Removal
Niche cable TV channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that their viewers, all 6 of them, write to the Prime Minister and demand that US Ambassador Kevin Rudd be relieved of his duties. ”Kevin Rudd’s position is untenable,” said Sky… Read More ›
Sky News Demands That The ABC Be Defunded After Their Reporter Dared Ask President Trump A Question
Low-rating cable TV channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that the Government defund the national broadcaster after one of their reporters dared to ask President Trump a question at a press conference. ”How dare these smarmy inner-city lefties dare to… Read More ›
Sky News Shocked To Learn That Low Ratings Aren’t Caused By Cancel Culture
Niche news network, Sky News Australia, has conducted a forensic analysis of their ratings with the results indicating that their ridiculously low ratings were a result of putting out a crappy product rather than cancel culture. ”This came as a… Read More ›
Sky News Calls For A Two State Solution To Solve The Problem Of Those Who Didn’t Vote For Albo
Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has called for a two state solution to solve the problem of those who didn’t vote for the Albanese Government. ”This so-called Government does not have a mandate to speak for me,” said failed… Read More ›
Netanyahu Shocked To Learn How Low Sky News’ Ratings Really Are, Blames Albo
Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, was shocked to learn that his appearance on Sharri Markson’s Sky News show was only watched by 10’s of people. The Israeli PM is blaming the low ratings on Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese. ”It’s… Read More ›
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