2026 has started with a bang for the fringe, extreme right party, One Nation, with 9 out of 10 adulterers nominating them as their party of choice to lead the country. ”Pauline tells it like it is and Barnaby is… Read More ›
The Bolt Report
Australia’s Racist Aunty Pauline Hits The Christmas Sherry Early
Australia’s racist Aunty, Pauline Hanson, has been sent home from work early after hitting the Christmas sherry a little hard at lunch and then heading to work dressed up in a burqa. ”Aunty went to lunch with Uncle Barnaby and… Read More ›
Sky News Tells Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Write To The PM And Demand Kevin Rudd’s Removal
Niche cable TV channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that their viewers, all 6 of them, write to the Prime Minister and demand that US Ambassador Kevin Rudd be relieved of his duties. ”Kevin Rudd’s position is untenable,” said Sky… Read More ›
Sky News Demands That The ABC Be Defunded After Their Reporter Dared Ask President Trump A Question
Low-rating cable TV channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that the Government defund the national broadcaster after one of their reporters dared to ask President Trump a question at a press conference. ”How dare these smarmy inner-city lefties dare to… Read More ›
Sky News Shocked To Learn That Low Ratings Aren’t Caused By Cancel Culture
Niche news network, Sky News Australia, has conducted a forensic analysis of their ratings with the results indicating that their ridiculously low ratings were a result of putting out a crappy product rather than cancel culture. ”This came as a… Read More ›
Sky News Calls For A Two State Solution To Solve The Problem Of Those Who Didn’t Vote For Albo
Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has called for a two state solution to solve the problem of those who didn’t vote for the Albanese Government. ”This so-called Government does not have a mandate to speak for me,” said failed… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 