The Coalition’s so-called potential saviour, Angus Taylor, has spent a harrowing 3 hours trapped in his parliamentary office are confusing push with pull when trying to open the door. ”It’s not the first time that we have had to go… Read More ›
The Greens
Barnaby Tells Dutton To Leave The Swinging Voters To Me
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told his colleagues that he is ready to fight the next election and promises his leader, Peter Dutton, that he will handle the Nation’s swinging voters. ”When you… Read More ›
Local DJ Priced Out Of The Inner West, Forced To Move Up To The Coast
Inner West DJ, Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese, has been forced to move up to the central coast after his trendy inner city suburb of Marrickville become too expensive for him. ”Times are tough you know, the DJ gigs aren’t as plentiful… Read More ›
”Hope You Like Mung Beans,” Shouts Bandt To Dutton As He Invites The Coalition Over For Dinner And A Drum Circle
Greens Leader (for now), Adam Bandt, has been seen walking around parliament house with a spring in his step after learning that Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, had accepted his offer of coming over for dinner and a drum circle. ”I… Read More ›
Barnaby Keen To Establish A Working Group To Investigate Sex Based Rorts And The NDIS
The Opposition’s shadow spokesperson for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told colleagues of his interest in getting together a working group to explore sex based rorts and the NDIS. ”If there is rorting going on then I want… Read More ›
Health Officials To Ban Fairy Bread And Replace It With Mung Beans
Australian health officials are reportedly set to ban a childhood favourite, fairy bread, in schools and day care centres and replace it with mung beans. The move is designed to get children away from sugar and used to a life that… Read More ›
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