American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump,… Read More ›
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KRudd Reaches Out To Angus Taylor To Discuss White Anting Amongst Other Topics
Australia’s ambassador to America, Kevin Rudd, has reached out to the member for Hume, Angus Taylor, to discuss the benefits of white anting amongst other topics. ”I saw Sussan Ley on TV the other day and she had a few… Read More ›
Sky News Tells Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Write To The PM And Demand Kevin Rudd’s Removal
Niche cable TV channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that their viewers, all 6 of them, write to the Prime Minister and demand that US Ambassador Kevin Rudd be relieved of his duties. ”Kevin Rudd’s position is untenable,” said Sky… Read More ›
Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has told the United Nations to forget about climate change that it’s a myth, with his reason being that his office is consistently 70 degrees (Fahrenheit). ”I’ve had the same… Read More ›
Trump Speculates That Putting Sugar Back In To Coke May Cure Autism
The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has speculated today that putting sugar back in to coke, instead of high fructose corn syrup, may in fact cure cases of autism. The President raised this point as part… Read More ›
Sky News Calls For Sesame Street To Be Cancelled As The Character Ernie Is Clearly Mocking Trump
Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has taken time out from celebrating the cancelation of Jimmy Kimmel to demand that children’s TV show, Sesame Street, be the next show on the chopping block as they feel the character Ernie, an… Read More ›