An un-updated iPhone is believed to be responsible for the abuse of a Perth commuter going unrecorded and failing to make internet sensations of the protagonists.

Neil Burns who witnessed the incident from several seats away said the Perth confrontation was much better than the Sydney video currently doing the rounds. “We had everything on our train. The racist guy was a houso, the victim was a refugee and the other passengers did bugger all.” Aggressors from lower socio-economic backgrounds are vital to the success of a racist rant video because they allow middle-class people to have their prejudices reinforced without the need to consider their own latent racism.

Thousands of grauniad readers were left with only the one video to wring their hands over this morning and change.org laments there’ll be fewer pointless petitions created too. With only one video being shared today, Buzfeed couldn’t fulfill the two-or-more requirement for a list.

Burns believes the “best video we never shared” would have sparked at least one more “Are Australians Racist?” poll on breakfast television, two more “Should we ban immigration?” polls on talkback radio and a few variations of #putyourbatsoutillridewithyouruinamoviewithhitler

The genre is not included in any Australian film festival, despite arguably being the most popular, and this is thought to be the result of intense lobbying from universities and private colleges seeking to protecting the lucrative international student market.

Public hospitals are privately relieved there was only one racist video today as the exodus of doctors reassessing their decision to move here would be catastrophic.

Tim Govers 

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