Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has lashed out at what he calls left-wing media who didn’t understand his speech that compared a non-violent protest at the Sydney opera house with the death of 35 people at the Port Arthur massacre.

”Can’t a man make a comparison between two events, one of which was a massacre, without the bloody left-wing media reporting it as some sort or PR disaster,” ranted the Opposition leader. ”I mean come on, it’s time we drained this swamp.”

”Reporters need to know their role and that role is to make me look good.

When asked why he seemingly called everyone who disagreed with him a leftie-loser, the Opposition leader said: ”Cause they are.”

”This country’s journalists could do worse than to take a leaf out of Ray Hadley’s book.”

”You sit down with Ray and he makes you feel good, whether it be by constantly agreeing with you or stroking you, err, your ego.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s been a trying day so I’m off to strangle a puppy or two to relax.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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