
Last night’s Logie awards have ended in controversy after the star of TV show Bluey, Bandit, was escorted out of the event after being blamed for an accident on the red carpet that was in fact left by Home and Away’s Ray Meagher.
”They always blame the dog,” said Bandit. ”No one listened when I pointed out that it wasn’t me. I mean did you see the size of the puddle, I would have had to have drunk my body weight in water to make that.”
”Bloody Ray Meagher. Where’s my Logie? More people watch my show than his! Has he been on US TV?”
When asked what he did after being punted from the Logies, Bandit said: ”Well, I waited out the back expecting Sam Pang to join me. I mean did you hear the joke he did about the submarine?”
”But, they didn’t punt him so instead I kicked on with Karl Stefanovich. He took me to this really cool park he knows up in Noosa.”
Mark Williamson
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