Netflix Australia has sent Channel 10 a gift basket to thank them for signing two of Australia’s most despised figures, Sam Dastyari and Kyle Sandilands which has resulted in a surge of new subscribers to the online streaming service. “Channel… Read More ›
Channel 10 has announced that they have signed the filing cabinet that held the cabinet files and will immediately fly it into the jungles of Africa to replace Bernard Tomic on their show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here…. Read More ›
SBS will be following up its highly acclaimed three hour broadcast of The Ghan with a new program showing three hours of grass growing. The program will feature edited highlights of seventy five hours of footage of the grass on… Read More ›
The CIA has unveiled credible evidence that hackers from Russia are attempting to undermine the democratic process of choosing Australia’s most popular television personality. “As part of Vladimir Putin’s long term strategy of destabilising the western entertainment industry he has… Read More ›
Hundreds of muppets are tonight living rough after being evicted from their homes due to the gentrification of the iconic Sesame Street neighbourhood. “Property developers have moved in on what they consider to be prime inner city real estate making… Read More ›
Following a poor summer of test cricket and declining ratings for renovation based reality shows Channel Nine has announced that its kidnapping department is the only sector of the company that has turned a profit in 2106. “The only thing… Read More ›
