Channel 7, the network responsible for Celebrity Big Brother have put in an urgent request to get alleged killer and one time football player turned actor OJ Simpson into the country, after their first choice celebrity racist, Katie Hopkins was… Read More ›
Television
Channel 10 Signs Dastyari And Sandilands Netflix Subscriptions Surge
Netflix Australia has sent Channel 10 a gift basket to thank them for signing two of Australia’s most despised figures, Sam Dastyari and Kyle Sandilands which has resulted in a surge of new subscribers to the online streaming service. “Channel… Read More ›
Cabinet That Held Cabinet Files To Replace Tomic In I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here
Channel 10 has announced that they have signed the filing cabinet that held the cabinet files and will immediately fly it into the jungles of Africa to replace Bernard Tomic on their show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here…. Read More ›
SBS To Broadcast Three Hours Of Grass Growing
SBS will be following up its highly acclaimed three hour broadcast of The Ghan with a new program showing three hours of grass growing. The program will feature edited highlights of seventy five hours of footage of the grass on… Read More ›
Russian Hackers Attempting To Influence Logies Vote
The CIA has unveiled credible evidence that hackers from Russia are attempting to undermine the democratic process of choosing Australia’s most popular television personality. “As part of Vladimir Putin’s long term strategy of destabilising the western entertainment industry he has… Read More ›
Ageing Muppets Sacked From Sesame Street
Hundreds of muppets are tonight living rough after being evicted from their homes due to the gentrification of the iconic Sesame Street neighbourhood. “Property developers have moved in on what they consider to be prime inner city real estate making… Read More ›