Channel 7, the network responsible for Celebrity Big Brother have put in an urgent request to get alleged killer and one time football player turned actor OJ Simpson into the country, after their first choice celebrity racist, Katie Hopkins was booted out.
”Losing Katie is a bit of a setback but she did give us some great publicity,” said a Network Spokesperson. ”I mean sure a few sponsors did threaten to walk but they’ll be all sweet once we unveil the Juice, OJ Simpson.”
”Heck, maybe Maccas can come up with an OJ Simpson meal with the burger served rare to bloody.”
When asked why the network was seemingly scraping the bottom of the barrel to cast Celebrity Big Brother, the Network Spokesperson said: ”Bottom of the barrel?”
”Mate, we’ve got Kaitlyn Jenner, she’s one degree of separation away from the Kardashians.”
”Heck, if things go well she might help us land Kanye!”
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