As good as Donald Trump has been (for satirists) as American President it is time for a change. It’s time for a person who is ready to stand up for what they believe in. Someone who is willing to tell… Read More ›
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Twitter Threatens To Improve Service With Comic Sans Font
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey has issued a harrowing threat to consumers amid falling share prices, warning that in a continued effort to improve the Twitter experience, the company will change the font of their messages to Comic Sans. Comic Sans… Read More ›
Kim And Kanye’s Egos Stolen In Terrifying Robbery
Masked gunmen have made off with $14 million worth of ego after holding up Kim Kardashian in her luxury hotel room Paris. “I’ve just realised that all I am is some guy who pinches other people’s riffs and turns them… Read More ›
Lazy Journalist Publishes Obituary With David Bowie’s Name Crossed Out And Prince’s Written In
A Journalist for New York’s LA Daily has managed to beat all other websites to publishing an obituary for the musical artist Prince by republishing a previous obituary written for David Bowie, with Bowie’s name crossed out and Prince’s written… Read More ›
Peter Andre To Run For PM In 2016
Australian pop superstar and reality TV tragic Peter Andre has announced that he will be putting himself forward for the top job of Australian Prime Minister for the upcoming federal election. Mr Andre told The (Un)Australian that he was inspired by fellow… Read More ›
Kanye West Announces New ‘Dark’, Rick Rubin Produced Presidential Campaign
Rapper, producer and former governor fashion designer, Kanye West, has announced that he plans to run for President of the United States of America in 2020, ending months of speculation over how he could possibly top the ridiculousness of previous… Read More ›
