As good as Donald Trump has been (for satirists) as American President it is time for a change. It’s time for a person who is ready to stand up for what they believe in. Someone who is willing to tell Taylor Swift that she is not as good as Beyoncé. America, it’s time for President Kanye.
Sure, Joe Biden might be the responsible choice but America you know that the responsible choice has never been for you.
Think of what President Kanye will bring to the job. A hologram of Ruth Bader Ginsberg on the Supreme court.
Not to mention first lady Kim Kardashian West. Move over Melania a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians is coming to the White House.
You know what you need to do America get out there and vote for Team Yeezy.
After all, what’s the worst that could happen? You did make it through the Trump/Putin Presidency.
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