Current (for now) American President Donald Trump has been announced as the star of the new Roald Dahl movie James and the giant impeachment, scheduled to hit the courts, er cinemas later this year. “This is an unusual move for… Read More ›
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“You Get One More Massacre But That’s It” America Tells Gun Laws
A stern America has read the riot act to its gun laws telling the unruly constitutional right that if there’s one more massacre it’s really going to be in big trouble. “I mean it this time, now you go to… Read More ›
Hugh Hefner’s Horrified Relatives Find Stash Of Girlie Magazines Under His Bed
The shocked family of Hugh Hefner were mortified to discover a whole pile of dirty magazines hidden under his bed as they started the heartrending job of sorting through his possessions. “When we lifted up dad’s big circular bed to… Read More ›
Late Night Talk Show Hosts Beg Donald Trump To Take A Break And Play More Golf
The union representing satirists, comedians and late night talk show hosts have presented the White House with a petition calling on President Trump to take a break and play more golf. The petition is in response to many of the… Read More ›
Trump Defends Trip To Russia To Talk ‘Trickle Down Economics’
President elect Donald Trump has defended a recent trip he took to Russia in which he delivered a private lecture to a group of young women in his hotel room on the subject of trickle down economics. Speaking to… Read More ›
Malaysian Airlines Breathes A Sigh Of Relief
As the world mourned a new tragedy with a plane crashing in southern France killing all of its 150 passengers, Malaysian Airlines representatives were releasing sighs of relief rather than press release when it was revealed the plane belonged to budget airline Germanwings… Read More ›
