Current (for now) American President Donald Trump has been announced as the star of the new Roald Dahl movie James and the giant impeachment, scheduled to hit the courts, er cinemas later this year.
“This is an unusual move for an American President to look towards Hollywood whilst in power,” said a Washington Insider. “It’s not unheard of, I mean Ronald Reagan was an actor and Bill Clinton did have a casting couch in his office.”
“But if the Donald were to star in James and the giant impeachment well that would definitely be a first, well maybe a third.”
When asked for his thoughts on his potential move to Hollywood President Trump said: “I’ve acted before I was in Home Alone and if you’ve seen some of my rallies I act like I’m interested, so it won’t be too much of a stretch for me to play a peach.”
James and the giant impeachment is due to start filming shortly, as soon as the Democrats approve the funding.