A stern America has read the riot act to its gun laws telling the unruly constitutional right that if there’s one more massacre it’s really going to be in big trouble.
“I mean it this time, now you go to your room and think about what you’ve done,” said America in its toughest response yet to the delinquent behaviour of its gun laws. “I’m very, very, very disappointed. You haven’t heard the end of this.”
“Wow, America’s really pissed off this time. I’m going to have to pull my head in till it calms down,” said the gun laws as it spent the night confined to its quarters playing Call Of Duty on its Xbox. “I’ll put on my sorry face for a couple of days till it gets distracted by something else and only old uncle Redneck cares any more. He’ll put in a good word for me.”
America later snuck a meal up to its gun laws whilst subjecting them to a lecture about why they couldn’t be more like their goody goody neighbour Canada.