Niche news network Sky News Australia has invited it’s viewers, all 6 of them to join in on a special event to celebrate Donald Trump’s performance at the US Elections.
”Yesterday was a great day for right wing news networks, didn’t Donald stick it right up ’em,” said Sky News Presenter Andrew Bolt. ”It’s definitely a reason to celebrate and I couldn’t think of anyone I’d rather celebrate with more than our precious viewers.”
”They are a rarity you know our viewers, as there’s not too many of them.”
When asked why he was so happy about the result given that Trump was likely to lose the election, Andrew Bolt said: ”He won’t lose based on my figures.”
”Besides, even if he is not in the Whitehouse come January there is enough evidence for us to talk for the next four years about how he was robbed.”
”It’s going to be a glorious time for Sky News, who knows we may even break the elusive double figures viewing numbers.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must pick up Alan Jones, I’m the designated driver tonight.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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