Prime Minister for Sydney, Scott Morrison, currently locked down in Kirribilli with his closest 48 media advisers has been driving them all up the wall by constantly asking them whether or not he should post a picture on social media of himself cooking another curry.
”Yeah, ScoMo is beginning to wear a bit thin,” said an anonymous media adviser. ”Everything he does from making toast to prank calling Kevin Rudd turns into a photo shoot.”
”We’ve lost two of our 38 photographers to RSI just this week, it never stops.”
When reached for comment on whether he was more concerned about his image than the country, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”Australia wants me to succeed. Whether it’s in cooking a curry or knocking up a chook shed or even using the facilities at Engadine Maccas.”
”Rest assured Australia I burn for you, not the curry, but you get the picture.”
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