Noted environmentalist, Leonardo Di Caprio, known for his dedication to recycling relationships has congratulated singer Keith Urban on his willingness to give older women a chance. After learning that Urban, 57, was now dating a 25 year old following his split from Nicole Kidman.

”Leo is in awe of Keith for even considering someone as old as 25,” said a Spokesperson for the Actor. ”He does wonder though what the couple would even talk about.”

”That’s why Leo always dates 19 year old’s as they can always talk about the latest episode of Bluey.”

When asked why it was accepted in Hollywood for older men to go after younger women, Di Caprio’s publicist said: ”It’s tradition and we don’t turn our back on tradition, just marriages.”

”Charlie Chaplin, Jerry Lee Lewis, legends ,who all loved the younger ladies.”

Men like Keith and Leo are just doing their best to uphold tradition.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, Leo’s latest girlfriend has asked me to drop some stuff to her that she left at his house. You don’t know where Abbott elementary is, do you?”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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