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Labor Accelerates Backstabbing Program After Realising It May Win Next Election
The Labor Party has had to dramatically reschedule its backstabbing program after being caught unawares by the recent Coalition leadership crisis. “We thought we had two or three terms in the political wilderness after the last election and hadn’t made… Read More ›
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Wentworth Residents Hold Vigil For Malcolm
Residents of Malcolm Turnbull’s Wentworth electorate are in their seventh night of a staged protest outside the Prime Ministers residence, Kiribilli House. The candle-light vigil has been running every night for nearly a week in Sydney’s Northern suburbs, since the… Read More ›
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Government Demands Human Rights Commissioner Resign For Failing To Stop Government’s Human Rights Abuses
The Abbott government had requested that the President of the Human Rights Commission, Gillian Triggs, step down from her position two weeks before the release of a report on the treatment of children in immigration detention, citing her failure to… Read More ›
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Harper Lee’s New Novel To Be “Twilight” Fan Fiction
The author of the classic “To Kill A Mockingbird”, Harper Lee, has shocked fans by admitting that her upcoming novel will be a work of fan fiction based on characters from the popular vampire fiction franchise “Twilight”. “I know people were hoping… Read More ›
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Wyatt Roy Starts The No Tonys Allowed Club
The youngest member of the Coalition government, Wyatt Roy, announced via a press release today the formation of the “No Tonys Allowed” club, which will meet every Wednesday in Wyatt’s office/couch fort. The only qualification to join is your name… Read More ›
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School Pickups In 4WDs To Be Made Compulsory For North Shore Residents
Warringah Local Council has successfully passed a law that now requires all parents and guardians in leafy affluent suburb of Seaforth to only pick up school kids in vehicles with four wheel drive capability. “The reason you haven’t heard anything… Read More ›
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