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Gina Tells Donald That She And Her Billions Are There For Him After His Split From Musk
Australian billionaire, Gina Rinehart, fresh off backing a dud, Peter Dutton, in the last Australian election has sent a message to US President, Donald Trump, that she and her billions are there for him should he need comfort in his… Read More ›
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Leading Tipper In Office Footy Tipping Comp Never Watched A Game
Lisa Orton an accounts receivable officer for a Surry Hills based marketing company has proudly told colleagues that she not only has never watched a game of footy in her life, she doesn’t even know which team’s which. The statement… Read More ›
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Greens Ask Albo To Join Them For A Drum Circle To Hash Out Senate Defections
What’s left of the Greens political party have called upon the Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, to join them on the lawns of parliament house for a drum circle in order to hash out the recent defection of Senator Cox to… Read More ›
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Joyce Filthy That He Didn’t Get The Shadow Ministry For Home Affairs
Barnaby Joyce, a man whose greatest parliamentary achievement is being the reason for the bonk ban, is filthy with his colleagues after he was passed over for the shadow ministry of home affairs. ”I mean who in the so-called Coalition… Read More ›
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Nationals Tell Their Flood Ravaged Constituents To Give Generously To The Parties Re-election Fund
The Liberal party’s on again, off again partner, the Nationals, have sent letters out to their constituents, many of whom have been ravaged by floods, asking them to give generously to the parties re-election fund. ”No one fights harder than… Read More ›
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Coalition Changes Their Relationship Status To ”It’s Complicated”
Australia’s latest favourite laughingstock, the National party, have updated their relationship status to ”it’s complicated” after their on again, off again relationship with the Liberal party appears to be maybe on again. ”Look, it’s complicated, we do still love the… Read More ›
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