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• National Party Won’t Even Entertain Rejoining The Coalition Until Lead Petrol Is Back At The Bowsers

  By theunozblog on 22/05/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  National party leader (for now), David Littleproud, has told journalists that his party won’t be rejoining the Coalition until lead petrol is flowing freely in the bowsers of petrol stations around the country. ”Australian’s are sick to death of not… Read More ›

• Sussan, Angus And The Other Bloke To Challenge For The Liberal Leadership

  By theunozblog on 09/05/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Sussan Ley, Angus Taylor and the other bloke, Dave or Dan, have all thrown their hats in to the ring to challenge for the Liberal leadership. The vacancy arises after former leader, Peter Dutton, was comprehensively thrashed at the last… Read More ›

• Puff Of White Smoke Outside The Coalition Party Room Not A Sign Of A New Leader But Rather Barnaby Smashing A New Vape

  By theunozblog on 08/05/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s #auspol tragics have been left disappointed today after what they thought was a sign of a new Coalition leader, a puff of white smoke emanating from the Coalition party room turned out to just be Barnaby Joyce smashing a… Read More ›

• ”My Polling Reveals Peter Dutton Will Be The Next Pope,” Declares Sharri Markson

  By theunozblog on 07/05/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Sky News Australia’s leading poll expert, Sharri Markson, has told her viewers, all 6 of them, that internal polls leaked to her reveal that the former member for Dickson, Peter Dutton, will be declared Pope at this week’s Conclave. ”I… Read More ›

• Sussan Promises To Revitalise The Lliberals By Adding An Extra L

  By theunozblog on 06/05/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s leading numerologist and as it stands interim leader of the Liberal party, Sussan Ley, has thrown her hat into the ring to become full-time leader by telling colleagues that she will make the party great again by adding an… Read More ›

• Sky News Baffled That Their 10 Viewers Didn’t Swing The Election Dutton’s Way

  By theunozblog on 05/05/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Low-rating news channel, Sky News Australia, have taken a break from mourning the loss of their idol, Peter Dutton, to wonder how their viewers, all 10 of them, didn’t swing the election in the Coalition’s favour. ”It baffles me, I… Read More ›