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Lachlan Macquarie Running Out Of Things To Name After Himself
NSW Governor Lachlan Macquarie has put out an urgent call to all explorers in the colony to go out and find more things he can name after himself. “It’s about time that lazy John Oxley stopped sitting around on his… Read More ›
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Governor Bligh Confident Lockout Laws Will Stop Rum-Related Crime
NSW Govenor William Bligh says he expects no challenges to his authority as he implements early closing laws on the rum houses of Sydney Town. “I’m a man who is used to getting his own way, except for that one… Read More ›
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Abbott Films Four Corners Special To Show He’s Not Undermining Turnbull
Former Prime Minister and self-avowed anti-sniper Tony Abbott has filmed a special feature for ABC TV’s 4 Corners program to show the world that he isn’t undermining his replacement, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Abbott said: “Look I… Read More ›
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Bill Leak Appalled His Cartoons Are Drawn In Black Ink
Australian cartoonist and future star of the ABC’s Media Watch program Bill Leak has expressed anger and dismay that his newspaper cartoons are only ever printed in black ink. A spokesperson for the cartoonist told The (un)Australian: “Bill’s not inkest, he just feels that… Read More ›
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Sonia Kruger To Head Up NT Royal Commission Into Juvenile Detention
Attorney General George Brandis has announced that Channel 9 celebrity Sonia Kruger will head up the Northern Territory’s Royal Commission into juvenile detention, following news over the weekend that Brian Ross Martin will be stepping down as Commissioner. Speaking to… Read More ›
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Would-Be Ronald Reagan Assassin To Be Freed For Upcoming Presidential Election
John Hinckley Jnr, the man who tried to assassinate former Republican President Ronald Reagan, is to be released from prison after serving a 35 year sentence. His release is just in time for the upcoming US Presidential election and though… Read More ›
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