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News Corp Staff Given Peter Dutton PM Vision Boards In Lieu Of Christmas Bonus
Staff at News Corp Australia have been given Peter Dutton PM inspired vision boards, in lieu of a Christmas bonus, the decision was made with an eye on making sure the whole company kept their eye on the prize coming… Read More ›
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Dutton Tells Press To Leave Him Alone Till It’s Time To Whinge About Australia Day
Australia’s part-time Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has threatened Australia’s press to leave him alone over the festive season, and only contact him when it is time to start the annual whinge fest that is how to celebrate Australia Day. ”I’ve… Read More ›
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Lil’ Simon Benson Thanks Daddy Dutton For Dropping Him The Nuclear Deets
The Opposition’s head cheer leader at The Australian, lil’ Simon Benson, has thanked his favourite person in the World, Daddy Dutton, for giving him the scoop on the Coalition’s alleged nuclear plan. ”I love you Daddy Dutton, you’re so much… Read More ›
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Barnaby Promises To Only Wear Australian Flag Patterned Silk Boxers
Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged his allegiance to his leader by swearing that from now on he will only wear Australian flag patterned silk boxers. ”I am a man that usually doesn’t… Read More ›
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Australians Wonder What Culture War Dutton Will Dream Up Next To Distract From His Dud Nuclear Plan
Australians have woken up this morning (pun not intended), wondering what culture war they will have inflicted upon them today by Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, in an effort to distract the Nation from his dud nuclear plan. ”Has he done… Read More ›
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A Look Back At Paul Fletcher’s Political Achievements
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