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Scientists Find That The First Work Week Of The Year Is In Fact The Longest
Scientists have released the results of a long range study that has found that the first work week of the year is in fact the longest, no matter if you start the week on a Monday or a Thursday. ”This… Read More ›
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Cory Bernardi’s 3 Fans Wonder What’s Happened To His Sky News Show
Failed politician turned low-rating TV host, Cory Bernardi, has left his fans, all 3 of them, wondering what has happened to him after Sky News Australia dropped their 2024 line-up with Bernardi’s name notably absent from the list. ”Surely they… Read More ›
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Office Bore Keen To Show Off Pics From Their Holiday Cruise To Noumea
Those unlucky enough to have to return to the office today have been forced to endure the painfully boring showing of holiday pictures from their colleagues. One such office, based in Parramatta in Sydney’s West has had to suffer through… Read More ›
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The UnOz’s 2023 Person Of The Year
The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2023 was a year like no other. For Australia it felt like a… Read More ›
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Cardinal Pell Complains To The Devil About The Lack Of Sky News In Hell
Cardinal Pell has spent his first year in hell complaining to the Devil about not being able to get coverage of Sky News Australia on the television in his suite. ”Most people on their first year in hell do have… Read More ›
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Sky News Demands Australia’s Voting Age Be Raised To 65
Low rating news channel Sky News Australia has called upon the Government to raise the voting age to 65 to ensure a robust democracy. ”Let’s face it those over 65 are our most valuable citizens,” said Sky News hate merchant… Read More ›
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