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Exhausted Australians Wonder What Dutton Is Angry About This Time
Exhausted Australians, many of whom are limping their way to the finish line that is the end of the 2023 working year, have woken up to Opposition leader Peter Dutton being plastered wall to wall on the Nation’s TV networks… Read More ›
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Reserve Bank Calls On Defamation Lawyers To Curb Spending
The Reserve Bank of Australia has taken a break from kicking mortgage holders in the groin to call on the Nation’s defamation lawyers to reign in their spending as inflation is on the rise. ”These millionaire defamation lawyers need to… Read More ›
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”Circle-Jerk” Named Word Of The Year In Honour Of Australia’s Media
Australian’s have chosen the word ‘circle-jerk’ as in the collective noun for a group of journalists, ie a circle-jerk of journalists as their word of the year for 2023. ”It’s been a tough year this year to come up with… Read More ›
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Alan Jones Can’t Understand Why Grooming Isn’t Encouraged In Schools
Former shock-jock and teacher (yep) Alan Jones has bemoaned the fact that grooming is no longer encouraged in Australian schools. Claiming that the lack of grooming has led to a rise in dangerous beliefs like man-made climate change or the… Read More ›
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Hadley Throws Out The Viagra After Dreaming Of Prime Minister Dutton
Proud White-Ribbon day ambassador, shock-jock Ray Hadley, has been boasting to colleagues that he no longer needs Viagra to help get things started, instead he just begins to dream of Prime Minister Peter Dutton. ”A lot of our ageing right-wing… Read More ›
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Sky News Australia Launches An OnlyFans Account
Low-rating Australian ”news” channel Sky News Australia has announced to their viewers, all 6 of them, that they will be launching a subscription based OnlyFans account loaded with saucy content. ”Who wouldn’t want to pay extra to see our hosts… Read More ›
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