Proud White-Ribbon day ambassador, shock-jock Ray Hadley, has been boasting to colleagues that he no longer needs Viagra to help get things started, instead he just begins to dream of Prime Minister Peter Dutton.
”A lot of our ageing right-wing reactionaries aren’t as, how do you say it, virile as they used to be,” said Dr to the Right-Wing stars Ian Outrage. ”So, they’ve been using the little blue pills to help them along.”
”However, since Dutton as started actually registering with voters, most of them no longer need their little blue buddy.”
When asked why he was so, aroused, at the thought of Prime Minister Peter Dutton, White-Ribbon day ambassador Hadley said: ”Peter Dutton is just what this country needs, he’ll end all this wokeness and replace it with blokeness!”
”Australia is too soft, too caring, too competently run.”
”My dear mate Dutton will fix all that. Long live the Dark Lord Peter Dutton.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to meet the other death eaters to plan how to kill Harry Albanese.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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