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Sussan Plans To Arrest Her Falling Popularity By Adding Another S To Her Name
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan Ley, has told colleagues that she plans to arrest her falling popularity by adding an extra S to her name. ”People were very interested to hear why I am Sussan, not Susan,” said the interim leader…. Read More ›
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Guest Editorial: An Australian Mt Rushmore As Picked by Tony Abbott
What an honour and a privilege it is for theunaustralian.net to have me write for them today a column on who I think should be on Australia’s Mt Rushmore. The first face to be chiselled into the rock is of… Read More ›
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Abbott’s New Australian History Book To Printed Exclusively In White Ink
Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Tony Abbott, has announced that his soon to be released book on Australian history will be printed exclusively in white ink. ”I’m very excited for the people of Australia to get to read a… Read More ›
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
An obscure AFL player who has yet to play 6 games at a senior level is trending on X after speculation emerged via AFL Trade Radio that they might be worth as many as 2 first round draft picks. ”Sure,… Read More ›
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Hastie Tells Friends He Quit Over Sussan Ley’s Demand That He Add An Extra S To His Surname
Rogue Coalition backbencher, Andrew ‘friend of Gina’ Hastie, has told his friends (Gina), that he quit Sussan Ley’s cabinet after the Liberal leader demanded that he add an extra S to his surname. ”Yeah, people think it was over the… Read More ›
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
NRL supremo, Peter ‘the man of feathers’ V’Landys, has spent NRL Grand final week on the phone trying to find an entertainer to replace Teddy Swims, after the singer had to cancel due to illness. ”We thought that we had… Read More ›
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