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Tim Govers is a staff reporter for The (un)Australian.
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Paul Keating Leads Push to Euthanize Bob Hawke
Paul Keating says the euthanasia of Bob Hawke is overdue describing it as “the unfinished business of Australia” and suggesting it could precede an overhaul of [selected] former Prime Ministers’ entitlements. Mr Keating who was treasurer in Mr Hawke’s government… Read More ›
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Alan Jones Receives Top Honour In International Women’s Day Awards
Sydney broadcaster Alan Jones has been named Feminist Ally of The Year at a star-studded lunch overlooking Sydney Harbour today as part of International Women’s Day celebrations. In a move that has outraged feminists, the Feminist Ally of The Year… Read More ›
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Outrage As Channel 9 Portrays Vaucluse Residents As Coasties
Here Come The Habibs, which premiered earlier this week on the Nine Network amid allegations of racism and a petition calling for its cancellation, is under further attack today – this time from Sydney’s well-heeled eastern suburbs. Long term Vaucluse resident… Read More ›
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Macquarie Dictionary replaces ‘ask’ with ‘arks’
Linguists have been predicting the change for decades and the 2016 edition of the only record of standard Australian English will make it official: from now on ‘ask’ is spelled ‘arks’ to match the most common pronunciation of the word. Macquarie… Read More ›
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Bill Shorten Crashes Car Into Pie Shop On Way To Police Station
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten is in a critical condition in Melbourne’s Royal Prince Alfred Hospital after his car ploughed into the same Carlton North bakery he threatened to “put out of business” three years ago. Astonishingly, no customers were injured… Read More ›
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Scott Morrison Stops Briefings On Economy
The newly minted Turnbull Government’s treasurer, Scott Morrison says any changes to the cash rate by the Reserve Bank of Australia will be considered “operational matters” from now on. The Australian economy grew just 0.2 percent in the last quarter,… Read More ›
