The Coalition have announced today a new policy whereby every Australian will be made to pay a levy, which will cover them in case they offend former Senator Linda Reynolds in anyway in the future. ”A Coalition Government wants to… Read More ›
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Sky News Calls For A Two State Solution To Solve The Problem Of Those Who Didn’t Vote For Albo
Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has called for a two state solution to solve the problem of those who didn’t vote for the Albanese Government. ”This so-called Government does not have a mandate to speak for me,” said failed… Read More ›
Sky News’ Sharri Markson Blames Low Ratings On Antisemitism
Sky News Australia host, Sharri Markson, has blamed antisemitism for her show’s appallingly low ratings record. ”The Australian people are clearly antisemitic, I mean why else would they not be watching my show?” Asked the host. ”Every night I deliver… Read More ›
Most Popular Book Week Costume “The Super Competitive Parent Who Has To Be Best At Everything”
Characters from the best selling children’s book “The Super Competitive Parent Who Has To Be Best At Everything” are once again the most popular choice of costume for Book Week. “We’re expecting to see heaps of students turning up dressed… Read More ›
Bandit From Bluey Punted From Logies After Being Blamed For Ray Meagher’s ‘Accident’ On The Red Carpet
Last night’s Logie awards have ended in controversy after the star of TV show Bluey, Bandit, was escorted out of the event after being blamed for an accident on the red carpet that was in fact left by Home and… Read More ›
Sky News’ Election Coverage Favoured To Win This Years Best Comedy Logie
Low rating news network, Sky News Australia, has been named by bookies as the odds on favourite to win best comedy at this weekend’s Logie awards for their Federal election night coverage. ”Australia has not seen cutting edge political satire… Read More ›
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